Only in Odogbolu... by Obikudu

... will Mr. Olopele tell a student that rats ate his tins of Geisha whereas im daughter Omo just cook stew finish with Geisha!

... will a teacher forget the word whistle and replace it "finn - finn"- who did finn - finn?

... will a house master, Mr. Adesina, catch Obikudu in town going home, ask him for exeat card, Obikudu pulls out six cards, all of them full, no page to sign and his answer to the teacher: sir, I am hungry, I have to go home and just keeps walking, KI LO KAN!

... will Mr. Iheme give students the impression that Agric. Science is more important than Maths and English with stories of the Barubas and Komokos.... will Ajayi Ogidiolu Olukanga Aji pon kaa koo a.k.a mathematical masquerade come into a class during night prep and EVERYBODY is fast asleep

... will Osin (labour prefect) tell you to open the windows and let the climate CAME in.

... will Ogundelu exchage Corn Flakes for Garri.

...will Mr Okpara catch us cooking and tell us not to run but make sure we don't burn down the hostel.

... will a french teacher (Mr Nwabuwa) have better skills with a whip than with a chalk.

... will a "physicist", Mr. Osunmakinde, tell us .....to come to gooo!

... will the students drive a gentle chemistry teacher, Mr. Wadibya, soo crazy that he tells them to go and titrate in the moon.

... will scarface, Mr Oduguwa, tell you that you could never pass wood work if you can not draw a G-clamp and a "T-SQUARR".

... will such two contrasts teach same subject - Mr. Dennis was kind and vertically challenged, so much so, that someone had to wipe the board while Mr. Njoku was mean and tall, would not even bend over to pick up a chalk.

... will a female teacher have such loud voice not to need a microphone - Ms. Aderogba (Gbemisola, will you run to your class?).

... will a teacher be known and remembered by a quote: ...if you takee one loaf, you're my friend; but if you takee two loaf....Nooooo! - Mr Emebo (RIP)

... will a teacher be in love with kolanuts so much, and continously whip himself on the leg while spilling all he knew about PE without a notebook or textbook - Mr. Onwuka.

... will students have book full of these slangs: Oro ode, Zape (tea), Ki lon nso o, Ki lo kaa nn, Yeere, Pomola, Spudi yen, Rare, Awon aiye, G2SO4(Garri), Solution, Stabb Inspection, Blockees, Jamaica, Epa no, Last-Boy, NFA, Hanging, Owo ni yen O - I cant take that, Isoo, Fabuu, Odu, Bragado, I won die live, Putuless, Ruggee, Aloo O.

Abeg make I stop before my "aloo" too much. That's how much I miss you guys. EVERYBODY left an impression on my heart because I enjoyed myself big-time, you all contributed to who I am today, thank you so much.

For me it is a big thing. My family was into Odogbolu, my elder brother whom you all don’t know finished from Odogbolu too (a year before we entered) and sometimes we remind each other of Odogbolu and speak in ways that our kids and wives just watch and laugh with us. Some slangs were known in my house (my parents and everyone) would gather and watch me mock teachers and so on...

I will post a comment on the secret that kept me going while in school and why I was the way I was then.

Thank you so much, 4 real! Ama G (Gabu u), the originator of reverse naming, some of my codes are names written backwards, thanks to you. I miss you guys.